Ilegals

Let me see if I understand all this....

* IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR...

* IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

* IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.

* IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!

BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

· A DRIVERS LICENSE

· A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD

· WELFARE

· FOODSTAMPS

· AND, FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes perfect sense.